Tax Return Rejected

Tax Return Rejected

This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

The IRS has returned the Tax Return to a man in New York City after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question, …

“Do you have anyone dependent on you?” the man wrote: “7.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack-heads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 450 idiots in Congress and a group that call themselves Politicians.”

The IRS stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man’s response back to the IRS was…. “Who did I leave out?”

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When God Shows Off

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Need a chuckle or two…… From U.P.S Air Freight

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.

After every flight, U.P.S pilots fill out a form, called a ‘gripe sheet,’ which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by U.P.S pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, U.P.S is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
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P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
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P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
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P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
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P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-feet-per-minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
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P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
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P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That’s what friction locks are for.
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P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF is always inoperative in OFF mode.
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P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you’re right.
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P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.
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P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics..
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P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
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And the best one for last
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget.

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Quinn tells it like it is about Isis …

This is from Homeland .. was a great show, until this past season.

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The Dems heads are exploding everywhere..

Schumer goes off on Trump supporter at NYC restaurant, witness says

Check these stories out:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/03/27/schumer-goes-off-on-trump-supporter-at-nyc-restaurant-witness-says.html

http://freebeacon.com/culture/schumer-causes-scene-nyc-restaurant-yells-donald-trump-liar/

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China’s new aircraft carrier…. Still want to say: “Junk made in China?”

The following comment from an American Observer who viewed the illustrations above;

“This is a quantum leap above anything we have on the drawing board. They have thought “outside the box” on this one. Better speed, larger capacity, much more stable, etc. Definitely a “blue-water” long reach vessel. Plus they can service their nuke sub fleet in-between the twin hulls (sight unseen) or even launch amphibious ops from same. It will be launched in half the time it takes the USA at just one-third the cost. Add the new Chinese stealth fighter bomber (naval version already flight-testing) in the mix and you have the makings of a formidable weapons system indeed. Also look at that extra ”parking and readiness” station between both hull structures. And of course the launching and landing capabilities from the utilization of twin flight decks at once.

Six of these vessels (two in the Pacific, two in the Atlantic, one in the Indian Ocean and one on the Mediterranean ) would be a pretty good diplomatic “big stick.”

Note: The Chinese are already drilling for oil off Cuba, Brazil and Venezuela. Can they build a fleet of these things?

A few facts: The Chinese have completed the world’s biggest dam (three gorges), the world’s longest over-water bridge (65 times as much steel as in the Eiffel tower), constructed a 15,000 feet and a high railroad into Tibet (all considered major engineering feats).

China is the only nation other than Russia that can launch men into outer space. They have also shot down a surveillance satellite (one of their own) from the ground. Plus, they “own our arses” in the international debt game.

China’s new carrier could be twice as fast as anything we have, plus the stability of a catamaran type hull will greatly reduce the pitching, yawing and swaying common to our present designs.

Still want to say: “Junk made in China?”

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How Trump’s stock market ranks in his first 50 days in office

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http://secure.marketwatch.com/story/how-trumps-stock-market-ranks-in-his-first-50-days-in-office-2017-03-10/print?guid=975CC74C-05AF-11E7-B423-D9A672D73401

 
 

WPI sued by wife of donor | New job for Becker president

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http://enews.wbjournal.com/private/grh3wd3bai/q7J/xFIBPmj/browse/28507131

 
 

President Trump’s Speech to Congress

Trump’s speech to Congress – Full text

 
 

Lord’s Prayer

By a 15-year-old school kid
who got an A+ for this entry
(TOTALLY AWESOME)!

The Lord’s Prayer is not allowed in most
U.S. Public schools any more.
A kid in Minnesota, wrote the following

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene..
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the State..

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks…
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the ‘unwed daddy,’ our Senior King.
It’s ‘inappropriate’ to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such ‘judgments’ do not belong..

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles…
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

If you aren’t ashamed to do this, Please pass this on..
Jesus said, ‘If you are ashamed of me,
I will be ashamed of you before my Father.’

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Not ashamed. Passing it

ON…