Lunch with the POPE

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the
Pope accepted and during lunch a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat
off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died
down and it just floated in place.

The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go
get it, when Trump waved them off, saying “Never mind, boys, I’ll get it.”

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat,
picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht and handed the Pope his hat.

The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope’s entourage were speechless.

No one knew what to say, not even the Pope, but that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC and CNN reported: ” TRUMP CAN’T SWIM ! ! !”

THIS is exactly what we are getting from the left wing news media…it is nothing more than refined bullshit…sort of like the NOT REPORTED mudslime crisis in Paris, or the rapes and murders in Germany, or the assaults in Sweden, huh???