‘Humor’ Category

 

Dear Boss Letter

LETTER TO THE BOSS

 

Dear Boss,

 

I have enjoyed working here these past several years.

 

You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream  about.

 

Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.

 

During this time I will show up for work when it is  convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

 

Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves  fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say  anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.

 

Sincerely,

 

Every Senator or Congressman running for President.

 

Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.

 
 
 

Our Country’s Challenges

When will we wake up. Loose our country to progressive radicals at midnight.

It is 11:58!!

 

RECENT NEW YORK POST ARTICLE by CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER re: OFA

“There’s a reason why in New York Harbor we have the Statue of Liberty,
Not the Statue of Equality.”

I do not understand how living in a country with its democracy
established over 200 years ago, and now, for the first time in history,
suddenly we have one of our former presidents set up a group called
“Organizing for Action” (OFA).

OFA is 30,000+ strong and working to disrupt everything that our current
president’s administration is trying to do. This organization goes
against our Democracy, and it is an operation that will destroy our way
of governing. It goes against our Constitution, our laws, and the
processes established over 200 years ago If it is allowed to proceed then
we will be living in chaos very much like third world countries are run.
What good is it to have an established government if it is not going to
be respected and allowed to follow our laws?

If you had an army some 30,000 strong and a court system stacked over the decades
with judges who would allow you to break the laws, how much damage
could you do to a country?
 We are about to find out in America!
Our ex-president said he was going to stay involved through community organizing
and speak out on the issues and that appears to be one post-administration
promises he intends to keep. He has moved many of his administration’s
top dogs over to Organizing for Action.
OFA is behind the strategic and tactical implementation of the resistance 
to the Trump Administration that we are seeing across America, and
politically active courts are providing the leverage for this revolution.

OFA is dedicated to organizing communities for “progressive” change. Its 
issues are gun control, socialist health care, abortion, sexual equality,
climate change, and of course, immigration reform.

OFA members were propped up by the ex-president’s message from the
shadows: “Organizing is the building block of everything great we have
accomplished Organizers around the country are fighting for change in
their communities and OFA is one of the groups on the front lines..
Commit to this work in 2017 and beyond.”

OFA’s website says it obtained its “digital” assets from the
ex-president’s re-election effort and that he inspired the movement. In
short, it is the shadow government organization aimed at resisting and
tearing down the ConstitutionalRepublic we know as AMERICA …
Paul Sperry, writing for the New York Post, says, “The OFA will fight 
President Donald Trump at every turn of his presidency and the
ex-president will command them from a bunker less than two miles from the
White House.”

Sperry writes that, “The ex-president is setting up a shadow government
to sabotage the Trump administration through a network of non-profits led
by OFA, which is growing its war chest (more than $40 million) and has
some 250 offices nationwide.

The OFA IRS filings, according to Sperry,
indicate that the OFA has 32,525 (and growing) volunteers nationwide. The
ex-president and his wife will oversee the operation from their home/
office in Washington DC .

Think about how this works For example: Trump issues an immigration
executive order; the OFA signals for protests and statements from
pro-immigrant groups; the ACLU lawyers file lawsuits in jurisdictions
where activist judges obstruct the laws; volunteers are called to protest
at airports and Congressional town hall meetings; the leftist media
springs to action in support of these activities; the twitter sphere
lights up with social media; and violence follows. All of this happens
from the ex-president’s signal that he is heartened by the protests…

If Barack Obama did not do enough to destroy this country in the 8 years 
he was in office, it appears his future plans are to destroy the
foundation on which this country has operated on for the last 241 years.

If this does not scare you, then we are in worse trouble than you know.

So, do your part.

You have read it, so at least pass this on so others will know what we are up against.
We are losing our country and we are so compliant.

We are becoming a “PERFECT TARGET” for our enemy!
Charles Krauthammer

 

 
 
 

You might be in a Nation founded by geniuses but run by idiots

By Jeff Foxworthy:

 

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!

 

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

 

THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION

 

LET’S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!

 IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER

 ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

  IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

 IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER

ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

  IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY

YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!!

A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE,

SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE,

FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS,

SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE,

A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU

PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING!!! …… FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY

IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA  !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 
 
 

Obamas unveil their official portraits

Obamas unveil their official portraits as former president compliments artist for capturing Michelle’s ‘hotness’ while Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks applaud

  • Former President Barack Obama’s portrait was created by artist Kehinde Wiley
  • Michelle Obama’s portrait painted by Amy Sherald was unveiled first at the event
  • The new paintings of the former president and first lady will be hung in the Smithsonian’s National Portrait Gallery in Washington, D.C.
  • Michelle Obama noted that she had a ‘kind of sister-girl connection’ with Sherald
  • Obama joked that he had asked Wiley to make his hair less gray in his portrait

Former President Obama and first lady Michelle Obama were joined by a who’s who of their administration – and some Hollywood types too – for the official unveiling of their portraits at the Smithsonian National Portrait Gallery.

‘That’s pretty sharp,’ the ex-president said as he and artist Kehinde Wiley pulled the cloth off Obama’s portrait, which showed the Democrat in a tie-less get-up, seated, surrounded by a floral motif.

Michelle Obama’s portrait, created by Amy Sherald, had been unveiled first, and the former president quickly applauded the artist for capturing the ‘hotness of the woman that I love.’

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5381467/The-Obamas-portraits-unveiled-National-Gallery.html#ixzz56utsK6XY

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5381467/The-Obamas-portraits-unveiled-National-Gallery.html#ixzz56utmZts7

 

 
 
 

Russian comedians prank phone call US representative Adam Schiff

The fact that Schiff fell for this prank is enough that he should step down!

In this audio posted on YouTube by Russian pranksters, Rep. Adam Schiff can be heard discussing claims that the FSB has naked pictures of President Trump. Assume these Russians are involved with intelligence operations.

The Daily Mail reports that Schiff sent his staff to try and collect “classified materials for the FBI” after the prank callers told him Putin has naked blackmail pictures of President Trump.

Schiff can be heard discussing the Russia investigation with a man who claimed to be Andriy Parubiy, the chairman of the Ukrainian Parliament.

The call, made a year ago, was reportedly from two Russian comedians nicknamed ‘Vovan’ and ‘Lexus’ who have become notorious for their phony calls to high-ranking American officials and celebrities, including UN Ambassador Nikki Haley and Elton John. The call was first reported in The Atlantic’s Jan/Feb 2018 issue, where a spokesman for Schiff said: “Before agreeing to take the call, and immediately following it, the committee informed appropriate law-enforcement and security personnel of the conversation, and of our belief that it was probably bogus.”

“There were pictures of naked Trump,” one of the pranksters told Schiff, explaining that they were obtained by Putin’s goddaughter.

Schiff asks: “And the materials you can provide to the committee and to the FBI, would they corroborate this allegation? … So you have recordings… where they’re discussing the compromising material?”

“Obviously we would welcome the chance to get copies of those recordings,” Schiff tells them. “So we will try to work with the FBI to try to figure out how we can take copies of those… I’ll be in touch with the FBI about this, and we’ll make arrangements with your staff. I think it would be best to provide these materials to both our committee and the FBI. We’ll make arrangements between my staff and yours on how to facilitate that.”

 
 
 

I think it was Will Rogers who said “there is a little truth in all humor”

How true….

Just a little turtle humor 😉

YOU’VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER’S OUTLOOK AND COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE……
While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.
The  old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle.”
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, “What’s a “Post Turtle?”
The old rancher said, “Well, when you’re driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.”
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he sure as heck ain’t goin’ anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there in the first place.”

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