Lord’s Prayer By a 15-year-old school kid

Lord’s Prayer
By a 15-year-old school kid
who got an A+ for this entry
(TOTALLY AWESOME)!

The Lord’s Prayer is not allowed in most
U.S. Public schools any more.
A kid in MINNESOTA, wrote the following
NEW School Prayer:-
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Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene..
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the State..
We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks…
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the ‘unwed daddy,’ our Senior King.
It’s ‘inappropriate’ to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such ‘judgments’ do not belong..

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles…
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen

If you aren’t ashamed to do this, Please pass this on..
Jesus said, ‘If you are ashamed of me,
I will be ashamed of you before my Father.’

~~~~~~~~~AWESOME~~~~~~~~~~
Not ashamed. Passing it on!

Nugent certainly gets an A+ for correctly answering the question of the animal activist.

Nugent certainly gets an A+ for correctly answering the question of the animal activist.

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a liberal
journalist who also happens to be an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer
hunting. The journalist asked, “What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before
you shoot him? Is it, ‘Are you my friend?’ or is it ‘Are you the one who killed my brother?'”

Nugent replied, “Deer aren’t capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is what am I going
to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very
much like the Democrats in Congress.”

The interview ended.

Tax Return Rejected

Tax Return Rejected

This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

The IRS has returned the Tax Return to a man in New York City after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question, …

“Do you have anyone dependent on you?” the man wrote: “7.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack-heads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 450 idiots in Congress and a group that call themselves Politicians.”

The IRS stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

The man’s response back to the IRS was…. “Who did I leave out?”