Dear Boss Letter

LETTER TO THE BOSS

 

Dear Boss,

 

I have enjoyed working here these past several years.

 

You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream  about.

 

Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.

 

During this time I will show up for work when it is  convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

 

Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves  fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say  anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.

 

Sincerely,

 

Every Senator or Congressman running for President.

 

Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.

 
 

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